#sleezyexecutive. I rate it a 1 out of 10.What's bad:The dialogue and acting. TMDb Be the first to contribute! A mysterious queen moves among the elite, while secretly helping the slaves to escape. Psychotronic Ultimate Guide (as complete as possible), letterboxd.com/toshio/list/all-nighter-watchlist/. The villains spend the whole movie clad in stylish workout clothes; I wonder if I could track those down on Amazon. Some thoughts from me (Potential spoilers below)…This was a movie that was brought to my attention by the fine folks at RedLetterMedia, who covered the film in one of their videos (Hence the nod to Night Court in the above paragraph). Filming & Production Rising rock star, TJ Cray, gets the shot of a lifetime, an audition with a A & R man. Rated R for nudity and a scene of sexuality, and for language. After a young girl is gang raped by a crew of construction workers, someone starts killing off members of the group with a nail gun. R 1 hr 23 min Oct 22nd, 1989 Science Fiction, Action. He drops out of ... See full summary ». Mobile site. Princess Warrior. She does this by stepping into a transporter naked, because that's how these things work apparently, and she is beamed to earth! When he realizes that the price is the soul of his new love interest, he turns on the devil. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. Some movies lose steam over the course of couple of hours. Sharon Lee Jones went on to appear in 9 1/2 Ninjas, Leaping Leprechauns!, and a small role on TV’s Night Court. Thank ! In ancient Pompeii, slaves are bought and sold for household chores and sex. Luckily she has 2 daughters, Curette and Ovule, and as is the law, the oldest is set to inherit the throne. Cat videos not…, Listed below are the films covered on the hilarious Youtube show "Best of the Worst", which can be found on…, I recently acquired copies of both Michael Weldon's Psychotronic Encyclopedia and Psychotronic Video Guide and this list is all films…, www.youtube.com/channel/UCyfreBk5YKpebSJvr_Zgbig, My previous long time YouTube account got unjustly permanently suspended (for no discernible reason whatsoever). If you are a small child who has found my blog, please don’t watch their video (And also, maybe don’t read the rest of this blog post). On planet Vulkaria, the queen has just died. s focus the search bar. Few things. | After a killing spree, his body is put in suspended animation, then thawed out 20 years later by his crazy boss and a team of unsuspecting doctors. Best of the Worst: A list of all movies featured on RedLetterMedia's B-Movie web series. Was I wrong. It’s that perfect mess of bizarre visuals and story that I’m always on the hunt for. repeated at least six times. In 1974, an unhinged CIA agent injects himself with the werewolf blood he found. The nuttiest, craziest and most obscene movies to have ever existed, A ridiculously long list of movies i want to watch that are free for viewing on YouTube. Eventually good triumphs over evil. Vista Street Entertainment’s previous films include the Witchcraft series, Time Barbarians, Dr. Hackenstein, and Bikini Med School. Curette is an evil conniving biatch though (the queen calls her a whore actually,) so Ovule inherits the throne instead. This starts out as a sloppy, sluggish attempt to fuse Star Wars with The Terminator, then develops into a nocturnal tour of whichever Los Angeles dives and warehouses would let this production use them as shooting locations. 1989 Directed by Lindsay Norgard. A wet t-shirt contest and a car chase with the book enders of some weird fantasy sci-fi shit. Sharon Lee Jones Dana Fredsti Mark Pacific Tony Riccardi Augie Blunt Lauri Warren Christina Lucia Peralta-Ramos Sydney Coale Cheryl Janecky Diana Karanikas, 83 mins   Princess Warrior (1989) ... Princess Warrior is the first film directed by Lindsay Norgard, who’s only other director credit is 1992’s Homeboys. What's good:Six breasts. (as Sydney Coale Phillips). Stupendously awful. Hide ads with . Release Dates Synopsis They fought for a Kingdom. | . If you drive a 10 year old Chevy Nova, and sold it to finance your moviemaking project, you could make this. A catalogue of terrible movies about Princesses and Princesses-to-be, “Sisters from the planet Vulkaria teleport themselves to Earth to investigate and report back in order to prove to their mother, the planet’s ruler, that they are worth of becoming Queen.”. ( Log Out /  I can only assume it was filmed using camcorders. Very little. The villains spend the whole movie clad in stylish workout clothes; I wonder if I could track those down on Amazon. Every showdown is interminable and tension-free. Wow, where to start. A wet t-shirt contest lightly wrapped in the worst sci-fi schlock around. Relentlessly sleazy attempt at SciFi action, nigh unwatchable. The saga continues. Use the HTML below. Reviews 0; ... Can't find a movie or TV show? ", "Everyone ends up in the same damned place. Or should I say sit around.There's a catfight at the end. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. Other films never quite take off. It’s obvious that the director and writer were fully attempting to make a funny film. Understandably Curette is pretty pissed so she stages a coup. The movie sure as hell doesn't know. Follow this up with one of the most incompetent car chases ever filmed! Sisters from the planet Vulkaria teleport themselves to Earth to investigate and report back in order to prove to their mother, the planet's ruler, that they are worth of becoming Queen. 0 Comments; All lists. Considering that a sexy catfight is the only thing this movie could have possibly aspired to deliver, and it wouldn't have cost any more to give us a good one, why do they only give us this crap?By the end it left me with the impression that I'd just watched a home movie made by my neighbor. Technical Specs, See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro, Female / Woman / Girl / Mixed Fight, Wrestling, Martial Arts, MMA, & Boxing Films, The First Priestess 11 of 14 people found this review helpful. Plot Keywords Princess Warrior 1989. Much more convincing.The story. 1980s, Live Action, Nudity, Original Story. Take the first ten people you meet on the street, then get rid of the five most talented ones, and the remaining five could write and act better than this.The video quality of the DVD - like something you'd record off TV on a really old VCR tape. A comprehensive list of all the movies watched on the Red Letter Media series, "Best of the Worst". I made this for myself but I thought others might find it useful. It looks like we don't have a Synopsis for this title yet. This all sounds pretty exciting, doesn't it? ★★ 4. Eventually good triumphs over evil. There are actually a half dozen people listed in the credits under "stunts", but I can't imagine what stunts they did. Lewis, Godfrey Ho,…. R. Overview; Activity; Actors; All comments. Be the first to contribute! Synopsis. | Right off the bat, Princess Warrior is a pretty hilarious experience, top-to-bottom. Sisters from the planet Vulkaria teleport themselves to Earth to investigate and report back in order to prove to their mother, the planet's ruler, that they are worth of becoming Queen. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google privacy policy and terms of service apply. Was this review helpful to you? The queen of a distant planet is dying and during the succession an evil princess pursues her good counterpart through a space portal thingy....right into a wet t shirt contest.

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