This was literally the worst movie I've ever seen. We won’t be able to verify your ticket today, but it’s great to know for the future. Sat riveted from start to wonderful finish. You're almost there! |, August 30, 2011 Why do moviegoers and gamers keep going to see video-game-based movies when neither group is ever happy with the results? Along the way, she meets up with a group of vampire hunters from the Brimstone Society who are on a similar mission. The percentage of Approved Tomatometer Critics who have given this movie a positive review. This film lacks a great story, and it proves that Boll can't direct a consistent film that is worth watching. In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival’s freak-show in Romania. Overall a guilty pleasures of a hilariously bad but entertaining movie. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. © 2020 METACRITIC, A RED VENTURES COMPANY. | Rating: 6/10 The only thing left unsliced is the ham in BloodRayne, yet another video game adaptation by German genre specialist Uwe Boll and a movie with more fading - or faded - talent than an Italian basketball team. What this translates into is a bunch of random encounters and battles with Buffy-style vampires, all sprinkled throughout the ninety-five minute running time. I wish more film makers would ask themselves the question: why make it? Just confirm how you got your ticket. [Full Review in Spanish]. It is the (origin) story of Rayne who is a Dhampir (Half-Vampire) and her struggles with her heritage, life and Vampire father. Welcome! Sidney Poitier’s 7 Most Memorable Performances, All Harry Potter Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. Bloodrayne is tied with House of the Dead for worst movie of all time. Sure, it is fairly obvious that it is based on a videogame, at least in hindsight. You will either enjoy it because of this or hate it with passion. This film will be declared as a catastrophic event. I am flabbergasted and appalled that viewers standards and comprehension of brilliance have fallen to such low thresholds. There are all sorts of noteworthy people in this silly vampire epic, including acting greats Sir Ben Kingsley and Geraldine Chaplin, but the only artist this critic wants to heap praise upon is the regrettably unidentified Supervisor of Blood Splatter: Nice work, dude. Sign in. From here on out, all that remains is a slippery precipice of failure. The percentage of users who rated this 3.5 stars or higher. Uwe Boll makes another dud. This trend didn't just hit the movie industry. R (Bloody Violence|Strong Sexuality/Nudity|Language), horror, Cinemark Wait, what??? What do you mean, they already made that movie? But when you go in expecting the worst, it’s easier to be pleasantly surprised. And sure, it is a fairly predictable action movie, complete with the typical expected tropes. BloodRayne for PC game reviews & Metacritic score: As the half-vampire BloodRayne, you have sworn your life to protect humanity from the supernatural. The directors vision, masterfully brought to life by a cast of wonderful actors. Regal We’ve also got Udo Kier (from every German film ever) as a monk, Streets of Fire’s Michael Pare, and Meat Loaf as Leonid, a sloppy rich guy who lays amongst a cluster of naked women (see also Meat Loaf’s early ‘80’s rock and roll success). It's not saying much, but this movie is the best of the BloodRayne series. Ben Kingsley's best role ever. Please enter your birth date to watch this video: You are not allowed to view this material at this time. There are no approved quotes yet for this movie. He is famous for making some of the worst movies in recent history and using a German tax shelter to fiance his movies (German stupid money was the applied term). Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. This film puts even the classics like Maltese Falcon and Mr Smith Goes to Washington to shame. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! I envy the people in the holocaust because they would not have to suffer through this crap. I can’t tell you why, after the story finishes, but before the final credits, we get a replay-montage of a lot of the previous killings. Another movie from Uwe Boll. Half-vampire, half-human Rayne (Natassia Malthe) must stop a Nazi official and his army of walkng dead before they can carry out their plan to make Hitler immortal. Friday January 6, 2006 • Howard Tayler. Uwe Boll is the most deservedly lambasted, god-awful director since Ed Wood and "Bloodrayne" is only surpassed by "Alone in the Dark" in it's trogloditic badness... and it gets a Metacritic user score of 8.0??? Sometimes a weak plot can be saved by star power. It could have been way worse; can you imagine how bad a Super Mario Bros movie would be? What a film. Sean Leonard 01/10/2014 What a film. Had less depth in story than a porno. I was physically angry at this film. While there's no fun in mediocrity, ludicrousness is another matter. According to Turner, Boll took over her story and re-wrote a bunch, then let some of the actors do the same, so the finished product is only a shell of what she originally wrote. |, March 21, 2013 What to say about the Bloodrayne franchise now? I was physically angry at this film. There are movies that I go into expecting a lot from, and there are movies that if they have even the slightest of redeeming qualities will turn out a success. I am flabbergasted and appalled that viewers standards and comprehension of brilliance have fallen to such low thresholds. Chances are you’re familiar with leather-clad heroines of the early 2000s. Together, they hope to save an ancient talisman from falling into evil hands and stop Kagan and his army of warriors. All Critics (3) I simply hope that this is the last Bloodrayne film, as this truly one of the most awful series in the history of horror. Coming Soon, Regal and the Terms and Policies, Had less depth in story than a porno. The cinematography. Maybe if this film would have been directed by someone else, and had a better script than maybe it would have been a good try. Coming Soon. Bloodrayne helps to show us that sometimes it cannot. |. Unfortunately with every Boll film, it's a horrible misfire. November Preview: 19 TV Shows & New Movies to Watch at Home, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. But I can tell you that I didn’t mind this film one bit. TATTOO Needs You to Take a Stab at Supporting Indie Horror! This week's "Resident Evil: Afterlife" is yet another film adaptation of... Ranked: The Best and Worst Vampire Movies of the Past 30 Years. All of the low ratings are very suspicious. All of the low ratings are very suspicious. We rank 22 movies based on videogames from bad to slightly less bad. All rights reserved. Rate This Movie : SYNOPSIS: In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival’s freak-show in Romania. With very poor directing, a poor script and poor cast, Bloodrayne: The Third Reich simply isn't worth watching. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. This falls into the latter category. Buying the DVD would be a crime against humanity. Your email address will not be published. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. Tags Ben Kingsley Bloodrayne Geraldine Chaplin Guinevere Turner Kristanna Loken Matthew Davis Meat Loaf Michael Madsen Michelle Rodriguez Udo Kier Uwe Boll Will Sanderson. Another movie from Uwe Boll. This film will be declared as a catastrophic event. I picture him sitting at home, snacks and drinks on the table in front of him, playing video games, when it hits him: “This game is so good, I wish it could be shortened into a movie!” Unlike you or I, Boll has the means (and the funds and the backing) to make his dreams come true, and so we end up with movies like House of the Dead, and Alone In the Dark, and the Bloodrayne series. What we get is a plot that is convoluted, at best, and of course the typical misplaced sex for the sake of showing skin which we would expect from a B-grade action film. Better than Ghandi and Sexy Beast and Turtle Diaries and Species. The cinematography, direction, acting, effects and philosophical meaning best every performance ever, from Humphrey Bogart to Christian Bale.

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